astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it
one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
You’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore
when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong