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michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

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In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water. —

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop laughing

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dobochan:

dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me

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zobb:

when people complain that a woman’s bra is showing

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710642:

well? can he????

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Anonymous:
tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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hiddlesbatchlove:

lilmissitalia:

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

PURGHAPS

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cokeflow:

"what’s your blog about?"

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#omfnshskfkjsh

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

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