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senpai-aleksandr:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

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gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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mollaythesassay:

You’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore

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#dogs
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
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broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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shouldnt:

MAYBE THE GREATEST POST EVER

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